Ready to skip all the dating app drama and get right to the good stuff? Then this is the shirt for you! Our “U-Haul Certified” tee is a playful, knowing wink to the classic lesbian meme about moving in together… well, maybe a little faster than everyone else. This shirt features a cute, cartoon U-Haul truck, packed with all the essentials for a new life together: boxes, plants, and a whole lot of love.

This is the perfect uniform for your first shared apartment, a gift for your partner as a hilarious anniversary present, or just a fun way to let everyone know you’re ready to get serious (about your furniture, at least!). It’s a comfortable, funny, and affirming way to celebrate the unique and wonderfully fast-paced nature of queer relationships. So whether you’re officially “U-Haul certified” or just dreaming about it, this shirt is your badge of honor.

Product features

– 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric
– Classic fit with crew neckline
– Pearlized tear-away label for comfort
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
– Variety of fabric blends available

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors